Underachieving overachiever named Elizabeth.

Everybody has a daddy url and I’m feeling REALLY LEFT OUT AND BUTT SORE OVER IT.

Eastern Wisconsin sucks bc there are cops everywhere, there’s heavy traffic, and there are no fucking hills and hills are important.

Hills are important.

"If nature is your teacher, your soul will awaken."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, in Faust.  (via thegardennymph)

(Source: geopsych, via mermaid-cyborg)

Eastern Wisconsin sucks nads guys. Never go there. Everything sucks til you get west of dodgeville.

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(via littlewane)

benwinstagram:

*includes a funeral playlist in my will* 

(via littlewane)

"You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole."
- i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)

(Source: stolenwine, via rxqueeeen)

Anonymous: Pilipeenos hab sols 

I am a catolic.

I JUST COUNTED MY TIPS FROM WORK LAST NIGHT.

HOLY SHIT I THINK THERE’S A MISTAKE.

I MADE TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH.