May 2013
well i cant make a frickin baby bella wrap if we dont have any mushrooms, now can i?
there is no fucking food.
i have been mowing and walking and working out all fucking day and there is not food in my house besides hotdogs and cheese.
i wanted fucking mushrooms n spinach and whatever else i could find.
i cannot make a spinach and nothing else wrap.
i’m fucking starving.
I DONT...
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oh my goodness, this is why i can’t do exciting things.
i feel like i’m going to throw up.
like i’m happy he’s coming home and all.
i’m just too happy.
bleh.
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I’m so excited that I feel like I’m going to barf. And I also am feeling kinda aggressive.
Why does this happen to me.
uh oh my insides are doin the thing where i’m so excited but i gotta do stuff but i’m too nervous so i just do nothing.
stop unfollowing me or i’ll eat your house and its contents.
Good gracious.
My legs and feet are all bruised and scabby and my hands are stained brown/green from cleaning the mower deck tonight.
I look like a commoner.
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
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tomorrow night i’m going to get the
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cool.
wow yes coffee is good.
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thebrokeequestrian asked: When does Kyle come home?????
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Ok, my mediocre accomplishment of the night was jogging without stopping for the longest that I’ve done since I started jogging. Btw this is the third time I’ve done it. I’m a slow fucking jogger because all that did was improve my time by like 10 seconds. It felt supercool, though, ngl.
Kyle is a little shit and he passed his advancement stuff and never said anything. I found out via somebody on FB bitching him out because he didn’t make a bragging status about it. Dang ol’ toot. hahaha.
I love gooshin’ the seeds out of tomato slices. I could do it all day long.
Pure, wholesome fun.
Kyle’s Christmas leave was really fun and balanced.
We got lots of together time, lots of family time, we visited friends, we got snowed in, we went shopping together, and we did lots of being lazy and lots of activities.
It sucks that we won’t have enough days for all that stuff but I’m so happy I get to see him.
I am crying because I love musicals and I’m excited that Kyle is coming home even though he hates musicals.
Ok, so I got this pair of shoes like maybe a year ago at a second hand store. You couldn’t tell they were used besides the fact that the tags on the inside were worn off. I think they were 10 dollars. I looked them up and THEY NORMALLY COST 60. LIKE WOW.
octopusandrockets replied to your post: As much as I complain about being lonely, I’m not…
That’s how I felt when we got home from leave. When we were in IL, we did something, saw someone, went out to dinner or lunch all the damn time. When we got home I took the laptop and hid in our room for several hours whilst watching Mad Men.
Ugh, I know that feeling. It’s so nice to just take a...
As much as I complain about being lonely, I’m not meant to have frequent, large social gatherings. I’ve seen so many people the past two weeks, my head is spinning. I feel very overwhelmed because I have work and chores at home and I’m trying to get ready for when Kyle comes back. It’s all a bit much. I miss the boring life, man.
ALSO KYLE WILL BE HOME FRIDAY NIGHT.
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i wake up at 5:30 every morning.
i don’t want to or need to.
why you doin this to me, body?
confession.
if the water had not been fixed by the time i got home (a few minutes ago), i was going to walk out in the field with a flashlight and poop (no water means no toilet flushing).
but no worries.
we got water.
tall:
what if while your legs are asleep a murderer breaks into your house and you have to stanky leg away from him
well this sucks more than anything has ever sucked before.
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we have no water. our water pump is broken. no shower. no toilet. no water besides what i can maybe scrounge out of the hydrant. i’m greasy as fuck and i can’t have any coffee. this day is bullshit. and my dad comes up hollering about how I need to make sure I clean before I leave because our house is an...